Thursday, 16 April 2015

Tears and A Place in the Sun

Is it normal to have a little cry quite frequently? Like.. most days?! Not an eye-bloating all out sob-like cry. But just a few tears. I’m just so FREAKING tired. And sometimes I can handle the tired. I’ll have had the best part of 3 hours sleep and feel quite sprightly. But sometimes I will feel like a bag of crap. And the bag isn’t even a nice bag. And the crap is the really pungent, slightly grey kind. With barely enough energy to lift my own body upright, let alone to drag an 18lb baby with accompanying pram, car seat, changing bag etc. around the place and be a performing monkey for every second that god sends. So I have a little tear or 5.

I also sometimes just feel quite lonely. I have lots of people I could go and see or people that could come and visit. But when I’m tired and have less energy than the 36 stone woman, I just can’t bring myself to figure it out around naps and feeding. It’s like some sort of fucking Sudoku puzzle. You have all this shit (sometimes literally) to fit in, in a very specific pattern and you have to plan and pack for all eventualities and it is fucking exhausting and bollocks. Plus I realized the other day, I’ve become THAT FRIEND. You know… the friend with the small child who is listening to you.. but not really listening to you. Because they are thinking about their small child. Or watching their small child out of the corner of their eye. Or wondering if their small child is about to wake up or kick off. That friend who constantly has the ‘child-glaze’. That distant look in their eye. Oh sure.. they are looking at you and nodding in the appropriate places… but they aren’t actually part of the conversation. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON!!! I want to give my friends the focus they truly deserve. I want to get neck deep into a juicy, ripe gossip-fest and be judgmental about people who don’t really deserve it! I want to be committed to these conversations and not have to be simultaneously rock a pram like a crazy woman or shift my giant baby around like she is performing a private gymnastic showcase because she has the attention span of a flea. And sometimes.. that makes me feel sad. I actually find it quite stressful. So on the tired days (and let’s be honest.. most of the non-tired days).. I just find it easier to stay at home rather than make the effort.

On the upside… I have now watched so many ‘Place in the Sun’ programmes that I am essentially a qualified house-finder. No, seriously… I know my shit. Restoration projects… house taxes abroad… the never-ending problem of the house-space to amount-of-land ratio… I can hook you up with your perfect property. In fact, I would say that me and Jasmin Harman are basically best friends now. Sometimes during the part where the couple are looking round the house by themselves and Jasmine is talking to the camera by herself in a ‘secret’ kind of way… I pretend that she is having the secret conversation with me and talk back to her. And we almost always agree with each other. I also have about an 87% success rate on guessing whether they are going to choose ‘home’ or ‘away’. Skillz.

I’ve never been a person good in my own company though. I like talking to people and laughing with people and bantering until the cows come home. So yesterday, I found myself lying on the living room rug with my cat, reminiscing with her about ‘the old days’ and shedding a few tears. When I say ‘with her’.. she was just interested in licking her bum crack. I made up her responses in my head. What a fucking winner.


p.s. Some other reasons I have a little cry include: having to climb the stairs because The Baby woke up, running out of biscuits, remembering what it was like to go out for dinner, remembering what it was like to have taut stomach muscles, running out of cake, realising The Baby is not going to nap and therefore the rest of the day will be a disaster, remembering what it was like to order clothes from ASOS 4 times a week, missing The Man, Escape to the Country being replaced by some shit history programme, looking at The Baby’s little feet and loving them more than is normal for anyone to love feet.

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